Howard welcomed David, a cold cut purveyor, to follow through with the wager he'd made on the show last week: David claimed Artie wouldn't be able to tell the difference between roast beef from Subway and some from the Carnegie Deli. Will brought in the samples, and Artie didn't even have to taste them: "I can tell just by looking at 'em." Artie correctly cited the fresher meat's provenance (Carnegie Deli) and refused to even try the darker Subway meat.
Ronnie the Limo Driver came in to say David was a giant pain in the ass: "This place is not a playground." David shot back that he wanted to commemorate his appearance on the show with some pictures: "Can you call off the petcock?" Howard was amused by David's schtick and told Ronnie to swallow his pride and give David the tour: "I like you. Ronnie's worried about you but I'm not worried about you. Ronnie, let him go around and take pictures."