Howard welcomed A.J. Morgan, the Anal Ring Toss girl, to the studio and noted that she had been here before - with her old (real) boobs – to play Anal Ring Toss with the Iron Sheik.
AJ told the crew that she's come to love having sex with a butt plug inserted, but before porn star Chester the Molester, she'd never even considered anal sex. Howard wondered how AJ avoided "accidents" while filming an anal scene, so she explained that she'll go get a "professional anal douche," an hour-long multi-douche process, also known as an enema.
AJ further claimed she could lactate on demand, which Howard obviously wanted to see, so AJ promptly gave Sal's coffee a couple squirts.
Steve the Host of the Intern Show came in to play against Artie, so Howard gave him his terms: a win will get him a wedding invitation, but if he loses, he'll have to take ten strong whiffs of Sal's recently evacuated ass. Steve refused the terms, so Howard turned to to Will and Jason: both also declined to accept. Richard then came in and surprised no one by accepting the terms - but only if his girlfriend could come along as his date to the wedding. Howard agreed and told AJ to "prepare the playing field," adding that AJ would announce each successful toss with a queef.