Hook Nose Mike called in (for the first time in a while) and asked Howard what it was like when he first banged Beth. Howard told Mike that he and Beth went out to stay at Dominic Barbara's beach house and – despite Beth's insistence that they weren't "ready" yet – ended up having sex within minutes of arriving and went on to do it in almost every room of the house. Howard then noted that things are still as hot as ever: the couple's passion even managed to interrupt their favorite show ("The Bachelorette") last night.
Bobo called in to ask if Howard had ever gone bareback with Beth in the heat of said passion, and Howard fessed up: "Once or twice...I might've been drunk of something." Bobo also asked if Beth had any problem with the pre-nup, but Howard quickly dismissed the question: "Not at all." Bobo's questioning didn't cease, forcing Howard to roll with the revelations: 1. Jackie wasn't invited to the wedding, as Jackie doesn't really have a relationship with Beth or - at this point – even Howard. 2. Howard is having the letter "B" tattooed on his finger in lieu of a ring.