Howard welcomed Mark the Bagger, Miss Howard Stern (Andrea) and Bigfoot to the studio to play Jessie Lee, Memphis Monroe and Brooke Scott in a round of "Porn Stars Vs Slow Adults." Howard took immediate notice of Miss Howard Stern's new breast implants, so Andrea explained: "I wanted silicone and I went a bit bigger." Howard then turned to Bigfoot, who, among other things, noted that he once took battery acid in the hopes that it might be LSD.
Mark the Bagger told the crew about the people on the posters decorating his room (in his mom's house): John Cena, a few other wrestlers and the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Calendar. Mark also said he hoped to move out of his mom's place, as she's starting to cramp his style. As Howard was speculating that Mark's style is cramped more by all the wrestling posters, Bigfoot cut in and confessed that his lawsuit against the state of Vermont was not going well – and he recently shat his pants at an area hospital.