Howard started off the show reporting that Eric the Midget appeared on Jimmy Kimmel's show once again yesterday, so Eric called in to confirm the story. Howard was confused, as the last we heard, Eric was feuding with Jimmy just a few days ago, but Eric avoided the subject, saying it was Johnny Fratto's idea to patch things up and attend a taping. Eric began telling a tangent-packed story about how his trip to LA came together, at least until Howard and Artie cut him off. Howard laughed: "Eric really is boring today."
Howard discovered that Eric was staying in a hotel and wondered how much Eric tipped his chambermaid, as Eric's mattress-humping masturbatory habits would dictate that he tip the hard-working woman who has to clean the "mess" from his sheets. Eric countered that "Tire marks are the only marks I leave in a room," but Howard doubted that Eric could ever manage to resist f'ing his mattress. Eric hung up in anger but later called back after Howard threatened to sever Eric's contact with the Kimmel show.