Gary and Artie told the crew about their trip to Afghanistan over the break, starting with Artie's sleeping habits: after the long flight, Artie fell asleep for two days. Gary said they had a pretty good time when Artie finally woke up the comedians quickly tossed aside the USO decency restrictions and gave it their all. Jim Florentine tested the waters with some blue material, and once the others saw it kill, they went balls-out, ending with Dave Attell's (no-masturbation-rule-breaking) joke about making love to a sock filled with shampoo.
At their next location, bomb-alarms started up and the crew was ushered into bunkers. Artie noted the one of their escorts promised him that there was nothing to worry about...even if they were hit by a bomb, they would be instantly vaporized, so they would never feel a thing. Artie said he was glad that a painful death wasn't in the cards. Howard said he was proud of the guys and what they did, but he didn't want the show to turn into 10 hours of war stories.