Dave told a story about sharing a tent with Artie in Afghanistan and being woken by his tendency to order food in his sleep. Artie confirmed the claim: Dana and a couple of other chicks have said this to me [too]. Dave then quoted Artie's dream (the quote has been independently confirmed by Nick DiPaolo, who also shared the tent): Two burgers and a Dew! Dave added, I thought he was gonna eat me. Artie said the most surprising part of the story was that he doesn't usually drink Mountain Dew.