Artie lamented the difficulty he has texting on his phone with his chubby fingers, but he was more upset with another texting-related issue: the abbreviations people use, like lol, l8r and 2 instead of to. Artie said, They're all really gay. Teddy knows all of 'em, adding that the worst part was the smiley face he accidentally texted Tony Siragusa: I had no idea how it happened. I had to have my sister put a stop to it. Howard then time-tested Artie's thumbs, asking him to tap out The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain, which took him two and a half minutes to complete.