'I'm Staying Under the Name Sean Penn'

Artie told a story about David Spade running into Sean Penn in a hotel they were both staying at. The two decided to meet up later, but when Penn tried to call Spade, he couldn't find him because Spade was staying under a fake name. Eventually Penn got Spade's fake name from the manager (because he's Sean f'ing Penn) and left him a message, saying, “Hey David, I had a hard time getting a hold of you because you're famous and staying here under a fake name. Give me a call. Im staying under the name Sean Penn.“