Shawn Carla, August's Miss HowardTV, came into the studio to frustrate Artie. Howard was impressed with Shawn's DD boobs, but Artie sounded melancholy: She's just hot as hell. Sean showed the crew a tattoo she had on her belly, so Artie suggested an amendment: you should put an arrow pointing down there that says 'Heaven.' Shawn then dropped her top to show off her boobjob and answered the usual questions: never done anal, was drunk when she lost her virginity and likes to mess around with girls.
Artie had talked with Shawn earlier in the halls and learned that she recently moved to an apartment near his own: You really need someone to show you around Hoboken. Shawn agreed but said she already had plans: her fellow bicurious friend is coming to town this evening. Artie replied that that was convenient, as he'll be having a party in his apartment. Shawn shot back that she actually gets paid anywhere from $800$1500 for hosting jobs essentially to be a hot chick at a party.