Richard and Sal came in to try their hand at swallowing a kielbasa. Richard went first and nearly vomited: "I got about six inches!" Sal wasn't so successful: "That's like three inches." Artie asked Denise how much it would cost if she were to come over and beat him up as he was shitting, and Denise quoted him: "About $500." Artie jokingly confessed that the act was a real fantasy of his, so he might consider it. The rest of the crew was appropriately shocked.