Eric the Midget Wants a Hug-and-Dye

Eric the Midget called in to complain about a supposed inaccuracy in one of Steve Langford's reports, but Howard quickly moved on, telling the little guy he'd love to give him a hug: "You love life don't you?" Eric said he did. Howard went on: "And I love the fact that your mom comes over to wash and dye your hair...I want to hold you...I love you, Eric." Eric replied that if Howard loved him, he would fire Langford, but Howard said that wasn't going to happen.