Jeff the Drunk Loses Another Friend

Jeff the Drunk called in to say a friend of his overdosed on drugs and alcohol over the weekend. The story killed Robin's mood: "Aren't you chipper?" Jeff said the kid was only 25-years-old, and the worst part (other than losing one of his only friends) was that Jeff never told him who had won HowardTV's "Wack Pack Bowling." Howard agreed to let Jeff whisper the name of the winner to his late friend's corpse, but Artie warned Jeff not to say it too loud: "Doug Goodstein will have a team of lawyers on you so fast..."