John Edwards Has Nothing On This Guy

Howard took a call from a guy who was in a John Edwards-ish situation: his girlfriend of one year has breast cancer and has become a real pain in the ass, so he’s cheating on her with four other women. Howard and Robin advised the guy to tell the girl that he just wanted to be alone: “Do it tonight.” Artie thought it sounded like the guy would cheat on any girl, but he claimed he’d been totally faithful to his first wife.