If It Weren't For This Door...

Artie told a story about the time he jerked off to Christina Applegate when she was only a couple feet away: "We were in this Jeopardy sketch [on "MadTV"], and she was so sexy...I went up to my dressing room...I heard her outside talking to the dressing room lady and I went up to the door and...it made way more erotic...the only thing between me and her was the door. She was a foot away. I came on the door." Robin asked if Artie would do it again, and he said, "Of course."