Howard welcomed Jonah Falcon, the host of "Let's Talk Yankees" who's frequently the butt of Richard & Sal's prank calls, to show George his 14" penis. Jonah said he was bi-sexual - but "never taken" it from a guy – adding that he had sex with a woman as recently as last weekend. Jonah then whipped it out, and George was impressed: "Oh my goodness!...Do you get pleasure throughout the whole 14"?" Jonah answered that he had the most sensitivity in the head.
Jonah offered to let George touch his penis, and after noting that Brad wasn't listening, George crossed the room: "I wanna feel it...it's scrunched up...this protrusion here is kind of intrusive." Howard told George it looked like he was milking a cow: "I see you were tugging on it!" George and Jonah also shared a kiss, but George was disappointed: "You had garlic for breakfast didn't you?" Jonah then sang a song from a Muppet movie to George, which cracked Artie up: "Nothing is real anymore!