Artie Falls Off the Wagon

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Artie confessed that he had a drink of tequila the other night, “but just a few sips.” Howard asked Artie if he’d told his therapist about the sip-slip, and Artie admitted that he had not: “I don’t want to deal with it.” Robin told Artie he wasn’t really in therapy if he wasn’t being honest with his therapist, but Artie said his therapist would be really disappointed: “He has friends who listen to the show…now it’s gonna be awkward.”