Eric the Midget Has a Surprise For You

Eric the Midget called in to tell Artie that he'd be attending his show in San Francisco on Friday and would be bringing some things for Artie to take back to New York for the crew. Howard wanted to know what Eric would be bringing, but Eric didn't want to "ruin the surprise." Under further pressure, Eric eventually confessed that he was signing an 8x10 glossy for each member of the on-air crew. Everyone was overcome with excitement.