Howard welcomed Pete Best, Brian Dunkleman and Scott the Engineer to judge the "Howard Stern's Big Loser" contest. Howard asked Pete how he met and joined the Beatles, so Pete explained that he and Paul McCartney were friends in school. Fred speculated that Pete was kicked out of the Beatles for being more attractive than John and Paul, and Pete laughed, "If people want to believe that, I won't tell them otherwise."
Howard then turned to Brian, who joked that he wasn't too different than Pete, as he was kicked off "American Idol" because "I was getting more cock than Seacrest." Mean while, Scott wanted to point out that he did not quit the show's band, "The Loser's," he was kicked out. Howard then told Pete, Brian and Scott that they would be picking the biggest loser from a pool of three creepy listeners, and the most pathetic loser will get the chance to "date" Brooke Taylor, one of the whores from Dennis Hof's Bunny Ranch.