Eric the Midget Does Vegas

Eric the Midget called in to talk about his weekend in Vegas, but before he could start, Howard said he was really freaked out by the photos he'd seen of Eric's trip, the most bizarre of which was of him in a strip club next to a stripper wrapped in a huge snake. Eric corrected Howard: "That wasn't a strip club. It was an arena...[and] she was an erotic magician, not a stripper." Artie laughed so hard at the pictures of Eric in his Hawaiian shirt and gold chains, he couldn't speak. Howard then promised Eric that the show would never call him Eric the Midget again if he willed his body to the show. Eric, of course, refused.