Mike Walker's Gossip Game

Howard got Mike Walker from The National Enquirer on the line, as he does every Thursday, to play "The Gossip Game," in which Mike reads four gossip items – three (allegedly) true, one false – and the crew has to guess the fake. Mike then read this week's stories: 1. Nick Lachey cried during a screening of "Henry Poole Is Here." 2. Woody Harrelson and John Cusack talked a Vancouver man down from jumping off a bridge and gave him a job on a movie they're filming together. 3. Katie Holmes told Tom Cruise to stop planting Scientology materials in her dressing room. 4. Ellen Degeneres encouraged other pedestrians to donate money to a homeless man and his dog. Howard thought Woody and John would never work next to a crazed and possibly suicidal person. Robin speculated that Katie Holmes was too brainwashed to stand up to her husband. Artie didn't care: "Whatever Fred says." Fred was uncharacteristically stumped this week and reluctantly went with the Nick Lachey item. Mike then announced that no one was right – the Ellen Degeneres story is the fake.