Howard got Mike Walker from The National Enquirer on the line, as he does every Thursday, to play "The Gossip Game," in which Mike reads four gossip items – three (allegedly) true, one false – and the crew has to guess the fake. Mike then read this week's stories: 1. Nick Lachey cried during a screening of "Henry Poole Is Here." 2. Woody Harrelson and John Cusack talked a Vancouver man down from jumping off a bridge and gave him a job on a movie they're filming together. 3. Katie Holmes told Tom Cruise to stop planting Scientology materials in her dressing room. 4. Ellen Degeneres encouraged other pedestrians to donate money to a homeless man and his dog. Howard thought Woody and John would never work next to a crazed and possibly suicidal person. Robin speculated that Katie Holmes was too brainwashed to stand up to her husband. Artie didn't care: "Whatever Fred says." Fred was uncharacteristically stumped this week and reluctantly went with the Nick Lachey item. Mike then announced that no one was right – the Ellen Degeneres story is the fake.