Artie's Angel Hangs in Midtown

Howard asked Artie why he missed Norm MacDonald's set at Caroline's on Saturday, so Artie explained that he was "stuck in Jersey...with a broad." Howard laughed that even he went, and, because he entered in through the back of the club, he didn't get a chance to survey the crowd until Norm was onstage. To Howard's surprise, the only hot chick who caught his eye was Artie's sister: "Why doesn't she have a boyfriend?" Artie replied that she spent so much time being the "angel on his shoulder," she probably didn't have time for a serious relationship.