Eric the Midget called in to say he was really annoyed by the idea of having a real doll modeled after him. Howard insisted the idea was brilliant: "It's just too great for the show not to do it." Eric yelled that the idea was gay. Johnny Fratto called in to say that he's already getting requests from promoters who want the Eric the Midget Real Doll to appear at their events instead of Eric himself: "It would be easier." Eric still refused to give his consent, but Howard told him it wasn't his decision: "All we need is a picture."
While they were talking pictures, Howard and Artie took issue with a photo Eric was selling on his Website, as the 8x10 features the little guy's meeting with Artie – which Artie never consented to the photo's sale. Eric explained that he'll sells the signed photo for $17.95, with the contention that you could take the picture to one of Artie's shows and have him sign it as well. Artie asked Eric to stop selling the photo, but Eric refused: "Stop f'ing with my business!"