Eric the Hot Water Bottle

Eric the Midget called in to repeat his request that Howard not commission an Eric the Midget Real Doll, but Howard didn't care: "I'm doing it anyway."

Gary came in to say he planned on getting every girl Eric has claimed to admire to come in and violate the doll with a strap-on. Eric then threatened to trademark the name Eric the Midget so Howard couldn't use it anymore, but Howard laughed that the he might be too late.