Eric the Hot Water Bottle

Eric the Midget called in to repeat his request that Howard not commission an Eric the Midget Real Doll, but Howard didn't care: "I'm doing it anyway." Howard quoted Jimmy Kimmel's idea that the Real Doll almost wasn't necessary: "He said, 'You could just take a hot water bottle and put a pair of glasses and an A's hat on it and f' that.'" Gary came in to say he planned on getting every girl Eric has claimed to admire to come in and violate the doll with a strap-on. Eric then threatened to trademark the name Eric the Midget so Howard couldn't use it anymore, but Howard laughed that the little guy might be too late.