Dumb As A Rock Contestants
Howard welcomed three ladies to the studio to play "Dumb as a Rock," a trivia game in which the prizes were plugs and the punishment was having to say "I'm as dumb as a rock." The first contestant, Cara, had been on NBC's "Momma's Boy" and was had also visited the Stern Show before, as Andy Dick's "girlfriend." Howard asked Cara about dating Andy, so she claimed that they were just friends – though Andy told people otherwise - and they never had sex.
The second contestant, Meghan Allen, was also from "Momma's Boy" and laughed that, like Cara, she'd been rejected on the show by a handsome bachelor's mom. Meghan said she'd also been a contestant on "Fear Factor" with her fiancée, but she had to leave him after he got another girl pregnant (just a month before their wedding). Cara added that she was currently dating a player on the New Jersey Nets, and yes, he is African-American, but Cara claimed her parents had no problem with that...her grandparents were a different story though.
The third contestant, porn star Britney Stevens, claimed to have starred in over 200 porn films (including "Face F'ng 3" and "Sluttier and Sluttier") and cited a double anal scene as the most difficult to film: "I like what I do and I like getting penetrated." Britney added that her little sister was also a porn star - and they once got it on: "We were a little drunk and having an orgy and our friends wanted to see us eat each other out." No big deal...
Let the Games Begin
Howard then started in with the questions: What did Barrack Obama do for a living before becoming President? Cara got it right: "Senator!"
What country is Israel currently fighting? Meghan confessed she didn't know the answer: "I'm as dumb as a rock?" Britney didn't know either: "I don't know. I was gonna say the Germans...I'm as dumb as a rock." Cara also failed to answer correctly.
Spell Illinois. Meghan got it right!
What is the symbol for the Roman numeral ten? Britney had no idea: "A one and a 'V'?...I'm as dumb as a rock." Cara also failed: "I'm as dumb as a rock."
What is a carnivore? Meghan: "A big truck?...I'm as dumb as a rock." Britney also dropped the ball.
Who is the former leader of Iraq? Cara knew the answer: "Saddam Hussein." Meghan also knew the next answer, so it came down to a sudden death round: How much would 8 gallons of gasoline cost? Cara knew it was $10.
What does HD stand for? Meghan knew: "High definition television."
Who was the Republican Presidential nominee? Cara failed to answer correctly ("I'm as dumb as a rock.") so Meghan went for the steal ("McCain.") - and won!