Robert Schimmel stopped by to promote his new Showtime comedy special and presented Artie with some cupcakes. Artie noted that the cupcakes were from one of Crumbs' competitors (the famous Magnolia Bakery) and, though they were delicious, not his brand: "Crumbs is amazing."
Robin also took Robert to task for being too thin, leading Robert to throw his hands up: "Every time I come on the show, something always has to be wrong."
Howard played a clip of Sarah Silverman complaining that Bob's daughter, Jessica, wrote an article for a gossip magazine about Sarah's break-up with Jimmy Kimmel: "I think it's scumbaggy." Robert said his email inbox exploded after Sarah's told the story on-air, so he called his daughter and asked her what was up: "She said, 'Dad, I don't tell you what to do'...so I said, 'There are other people to talk about than comedians.'"
Robert had a complaint of his own: his ex-wife keeps coming back at him for more child support money: "It's never over...child support is never finalized." Bob then told a story of how his ex-wife's boyfriend once told him to man up and pay more alimony because they were having a hard time getting by on what he was currently paying "them."
Howard asked how Robert's second wife was doing, so Bob reported that she just turned 30 and had stayed faithful so far: "I don't know...I don't think [she's cheated]...it is weird when you come home from the road and she tells you, 'Nothing physical happened.'"