Howard got Mike Walker from The National Enquirer on the line, as he does every Thursday, to play The Gossip Game, in which Mike reads four gossip items - three (allegedly) true, one false - and the crew has to guess the fake.
Mike then read this week's stories:
- Salma Hayek's kid knocked over some fancy perfume bottles at a department store.
- Pete Wentz baby-talked a kid while it was breastfeeding.
- Kiefer Sutherland's buddies got him a steamy lapdance from a transvestite for his birthday.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger refuses to let Maria Shriver buy expensive (or full price) clothing because of the recession.
Howard, Robin and Fred thought Kiefer Sutherland would be able to tell a man from a woman before accepting a lapdance and Artie picked the Governator story, as it seemed like an excuse for Mike to roll out a bad Ah-nold impression. After the votes were in, Mike announced that he'd fooled everyone for the second week in a row: the Pete Wentz story was false.