The Mike Walker Gossip Game: January 15, 2009

Howard got Mike Walker from The National Enquirer on the line, as he does every Thursday, to play The Gossip Game, in which Mike reads four gossip items - three (allegedly) true, one false - and the crew has to guess the fake.

Mike then read this week's stories:

  1. Salma Hayek's kid knocked over some fancy perfume bottles at a department store.
  2. Pete Wentz baby-talked a kid while it was breastfeeding.
  3. Kiefer Sutherland's buddies got him a steamy lapdance from a transvestite for his birthday.
  4. Arnold Schwarzenegger refuses to let Maria Shriver buy expensive (or full price) clothing because of the recession.

Howard, Robin and Fred thought Kiefer Sutherland would be able to tell a man from a woman before accepting a lapdance and Artie picked the Governator story, as it seemed like an excuse for Mike to roll out a bad Ah-nold impression. After the votes were in, Mike announced that he'd fooled everyone for the second week in a row: the Pete Wentz story was false.