Amy Fisher's Dirty Talk Turns Off the Staff

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Howard opened this morning laughing at how Amy Fisher's new porno was proof that REAL porn stars need to have talent: "She's such a turnoff." Howard then played a clip of Amy's odd dirty talk: "It's always been my fantasy to rub cream all over myself...it feels so cold and silky."

Artie didn't like it at all: "Everything about it is aggravating. She sounds more like Wood Yi."

Howard then had mock phone sex with the audio clips, telling faux-Amy, "I want to bury you." The crew decided that Amy should only get it on with other infamous women, like, according to Artie, "the ones in acid wash jeans...and the Green River Killer, I think he's still alive."

Howard laughed: "Serial Killer F's Amy Fisher!" Artie particularly loved the audio of Amy's solo masturbation scene: "You know how many people have told to go f' herself? Now she's actually doing it."