Howard got the Pittsburgh Steelers' right guard, Darnell Stapleton on the line to discuss this Sunday's Super Bowl and asked him if he was reaping the groupie-studded benefits of NFL success.
Darnell denied it, saying he's dated the same woman since high school, but "we went out last night, you know, to a couple bars." Howard wondered if Darnell had to turn down a lot of girls, and Darnell admitted he did: "Oh yeah. You can't have 'em in your hotel room anyway."
Howard and Artie speculated that oral probably didn't count as cheating for an NFL player, and Darnell laughed an agreement. Howard asked Darnell how he felt about the Steelers' chances in the Super Bowl, so Darnell noted that they were 6.5 point favorites: "But all that matters is one [point]." Howard then said he never participated in sports activities because of the group showers: "Maybe I'm gay, but I don't want anyone seeing me looking all small." Artie also noted that he and Darnell went to the same high school in Union, NJ, but when Artie said he graduated in 1985, Darnell replied that was the year he was born.