Fred Norris Answers Questions About His Sex Life

January 27, 2009
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Pittsburgh Pete called to ask Fred how his sex life was going, so Fred confessed that he and his wife weren’t exactly rabbits: “Everyone’s tired all the time. If we get once a week, we’re happy.” Fred admitted that he takes care of himself on occasion (“A little. But not to excess…I go on the computer.”).

Fred explained that he only did it when he was home alone and cited YouPorn as his porn site of choice, but claimed he was otherwise indiscriminate: “I think Hispanic chicks are hot and black chicks are hot…the stuff I can’t get into is the stuff Sal’s into…pissing and shitting is too much.”