Sal started off the show revealing that when he took his family to Disneyland (with the money he earned by letting his wife shoot him in the ass with a paintball gun), Christine spent part of the time by the pool texting her emotional friend. Howard speculated that Christine must be getting it elsewhere, but Sal denied it: "I love my wife. I believe she loves me."
Artie, meanwhile, told a story of his own contribution to marital strife: "I had sex with a chick once, and the next day I found out [we'd met at] her bachelorette party. I got depressed. All her friends were angry with me and her when I ran into them the next morning in the hotel lobby. I was the Chippendale! I felt so bad for the guy."