Gary the Retard called in to say he was in love with Miss Howard Stern, so Howard speculated that Gary couldn't handle her. Gary begged to differ: "I can handle her!"
Richard then called in as "Miss Howard Stern" and tried to bait him into some phone sex, but Gary couldn't be fooled: "I am retarded. Are you?" Gary then claimed he kissed Andrea when they were in Vegas: "With my tongue…she had on a short dress. I could see her underpanties."