Dominic Barbara at the Helm of Contentious Kidney Case

Howard read a news report about a guy who is divorcing his wife (for having an affair) and suing her for the value of a kidney he gave her while they were married. Dominic Barbara called in (surprise! he's representing the guy) to explain that there was precedent for dividing: "assets established by marital conduct."

Ralph called in to say this was the reason people don't like lawyers, which led Dominic to joke that Ralph should shut his bedroom door and play with his action figures.