JD Has a Giant Pimple

January 8, 2009
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Howard noticed a giant pimple on JD’s face, and JD shrunk away: “I am very embarrassed. It’s like an explosion right now.” Robin laughed that it looked like another nose, and Howard asked if JD had tried to squeeze it. JD said he tried to pop it yesterday and failed: “I’ve been sick. I had a cold, so I haven’t done much of anything.”

Howard laughed that JD also had another one developing on his chin, and Artie began yelling at him: “I’m taking you to Miami…a week from today. Go to a tanning salon or something!” The gang continued to riff on the pimple’s size, leading JD to throw his hands up: “I hate this place sometimes.”