How Tourette Syndrome Got Pete Laid

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Scott’s intern, now known as Tourettes Pete, came in to discuss his recent visit to a hooker, saying he did it for the show, referring to a previous on-air conversation he had with the crew: “I kinda felt like I had to do it…like I had to have the experience.”

Howard was confused: “I don’t think I told you to go to a hooker.” Robin clarified: “You asked, ‘Why don’t you?'” Pete said he only paid $200, but she was actually attractive: “To me – but my standards are all screwed up.”

Howard asked how long he was able to last and Pete shrugged: “Because I’m on these meds and stuff? It was a while. Like more than 10 minutes.”

A Thing for His Cousin

Howard asked if Pete was desperate enough to bang a family member, and Pete confirmed it: “I have a huge family. I have first cousins and second cousins, so that’s been in the back of my mind, actually.”

Pete even cited a specific second cousin: “I think she gets the idea that I like her.” Howard laughed: “Do you stare at her the way you stare at me?” Pete sighed: “I do. I think it freaks her out a little.”