Howard got Mike Walker from The National Enquirer on the line, as he does every Thursday, to play "The Gossip Game," in which Mike reads four gossip items – three (allegedly) true, one false – and the crew has to pick the fake.
This week's stories:
1. Woody Harrelson paid a homeless guy $100 to promote "Zombieland" on a piece of cardboard.
2. Cameron Diaz personally scrubbed her on-set trailer's bathroom.
3. Madonna shocked SNL staffers by leaving her dressing room door wide open as she flexed in front of the mirror in her underwear, yelling: "Aren't I f'ing awesome?!"
4. "Hills" star Lauren Conrad wrecked her new Audi two days in a row.
Robin, Artie and Fred all went the Cameron Diaz item and Howard went with the Madonna story. Mike then announced that no one was right – the Lauren Conrad story was false.