Beetlejuice came in wearing a "Spawn" costume and Robin told him he looked like he'd gained a little weight. Beet nodded: "I gained weight, like, 230 pounds." Asked if the weight gain was due to the pressures of his new HowardTV reality show, Beet again agreed: "Oh it was pretty hard."
Howard wondered where Beet came up with idea for the show, so Beet snapped: "I got brains, man." The crew asked after Beet's recent turn toward an anti-semitic perspective, which Beet explained: "I hate Jewish...I learned that sometime when I was little kid. I learned that like 10 years ago. School of life, man."
Howard wondered how Beet recognized Jews, and Beet claimed to have a kind of internal Jew-dar: "I don't know but they are Jews. I can't tell but they are Jewish."
Beetlejuice Lands a Plane
Howard asked if Beet had ever landed a plane (Beet: "A few years back, yeah.") and could help talk a distressed pilot through a landing.
As Fred played a distressed pilot, Beet guided him down: "Before you land make sure to stay straight, though. Then, like, you gotta like stay straight...Slow down a little. Just a little – you almost got it – stay up, buddy." The "plane" crashed...and Beet laughed. A garbage can then began moving near Beet's feet, but Beet was non-plussed until his friend, Dominic the Dwarf, popped out: "I know you said it was garbage!" Dominick jokingly referenced Beet's tendency to blame his accidents on others: "This is the only way they could keep me from shitting in Beetle's pants."