Eric the Midget is Mad at Robin

Eric the Midget called in to say he was "po'd' at Robin for something she said (months ago) about him not being healthy enough for wild nights at the Bunny Ranch. Eric said Bunny Ranch manager Rich had then used Robin's theory to turn down Eric's requests to come visit.

Robin didn't think she was at fault, speculating that Rich was just searching for an excuse: "He doesn't want to lie to you outright." Rich called in to say Eric had been calling constantly with requests to return to the Bunny Ranch. However, Rich explained he wasn't really receptive to Eric's requests after his last visit to Eric's home – where Eric turned him away at the door: "He totally blew me off and didn't even want me in his driveway, I would like to extend an offer to Medicated Pete."

Eric claimed Rich was an element he didn't want in his home: "I didn't know how my parents would react to someone like that." Rich scoffed: "Someone like that? What am I, a leper?"