Artie told the crew about his bizarre experience on last night's Jimmy Fallon show – first they asked him to stick around after his interview to sit in during Olivia Munn's interview and for a segment with famed Momofuku chef David Chang, who cooked on the show.
To end the show, Olivia wanted to play ping-pong against him and Jimmy – and then brought a "special partner," Susan Sarandon, who owns a ping-pong bar named Spin in downtown NYC. Artie laughed: "My competitive nature kicked in. I'll tell ya what happened. I started getting f'ing mad! It's me and Jimmy against these two broads and now I wanna win."
Howard said, "I understand. Absolutely."
Artie served to Susan: "I said 'scumbag serving Oscar-winner'...and Susan started trashing me. She said, 'Are you high? I said, 'First of all, yes, and I can't believe you're here.' She said, 'Neither can I.'"
Artie and Jimmy eventually lost, mainly because they made Jimmy play with a tiny ping pong paddle: "But it was very nice...she looked fantastic. She's so sexy. All I could think about was the movie 'Atlantic City' when she's rubbing lemons on her tits."