Howard got Mike Walker from The National Enquirer on the line, as he does every Thursday, to play "The Gossip Game," in which Mike reads four gossip items – three (allegedly) true, one false – and the crew has to guess the fake.
This week's stories:
1. "Twilight" star Robert Pattinson – and his family – were flashed by a bunch of fans.
2. After single conciliatory call about her dog's death, Tony Romo was inundated with phone calls from Jessica Simpson.
3. Joan Collins accepted flowers from a fan – but refused the portrait he painted for her.
4. Leonardo DiCaprio delivered a birthday cake to fellow restaurant-goer.
Howard and Fred went with Joan Collins, saying there was no way she'd ever refuse any image of herself – no matter how badly it was painted. Robin thought Leonardo DiCaprio was too fiercely private to join a stranger's party. Artie laughed that Tony Romo would never make that first call to Jessica Simpson. Mike then announced that no one was right – the Robert Pattinson item was false.