Howard welcomed Penthouse Pets Veronica Ricci, Ryan Keely and Taylor Vixen to the studio for the show's annual Penthouse Pet Beauty Pageant.
Contestant #1: Veronica Ricci
The first contestant, Veronica, impressed Howard immediately: "Holy shit...you are gorgeous." Veronica quietly confessed that she was nervous when speaking in public--or posing nude for Penthouse: "I'd had a little liquid courage in me, so [that] helps." Veronica said she first became interested in the adult industry through online porn: "I was just online and got the idea in my head that 'What if I did this?'" Veronica first realized her (bi-)sexual fantasies with a girlfriend: "She just started touching me." Later she began experimenting with a boyfriend--in a department store dressing room: "I did that thing where I hold in the noise, you know?"
Veronica's Question Round
After the interview round, Veronica stripped down for the Q&A and talent portions--and Howard began the quiz: What is the most important book you've ever read? "Catcher in the Rye." Would you let a man cum in your face? "Depends on who it is." How would you make an ugly person feel better? "[Tell them to] read a lot of books." Have you ever had sexual thoughts about a relative? "I really shouldn't say this, but yes. A cousin." Who's sexier: Jay Leno or David Letterman? "Jay." If your health and safety was no concern, you have sex in exchange for $1 million? "Depends on who it was." Artie followed up: "Say it's me." Veronica cracked: "But you said there was no diseases involved." For the talent portion Veronica attempted to play 'The Imperial March' from 'Star Wars' on the guitar. Robin gave her an 8, Fred a 7, Artie an 8 and Howard a 9.
Contestant #2: Ryan Keely
Next up was Ryan Keely, who said she got into the adult industry after working as a porn buyer: "I probably watch more porn than most guys...I used to do the 'Adult DVD Review' on Playboy Radio." Ryan said she now starred in films herself: "I actually do a lot of squirt videos." Howard thought Ryan might like Veronica, and was right--they just started making out. Howard was shocked: "Whoa. They're in love!" Artie was impressed with the competitors' camaraderie: "You didn't see Derek Jeter and Chace Utley making out." Howard then had Ryan strip down for the Q&A and talent rounds and started the quiz: Would you pleasure your mother to save a child's life? "Children die every hour...all children? Absolutely. One child? Probably not." What's the biggest problem President Obama is facing? "I cannot afford health insurance."
If forced, name the race you'd eliminate? "I'm gonna abstain." Would you bang a Jewish guy? "I'm a Jewish groupie." (or as Artie put it: "A Jewpie.") For the talent portion, Ryan then sang Peggy Lee's 'Fever.' Robin gave her a 9, Fred a 6 and both Artie and Howard an 8.
Contestant #3: Taylor Vixen
Howard then welcomed the third contestant, Taylor Vixen, to the studio and reported that she was a bi-sexual porn star. Taylor confirmed her highly-sexual nature by noting she once had sex 5 times in one day (with a guy) and had previously made out with Veronica--the first contestant.
To prove it, they recoupled for the crew's benefit. Howard remarked that they were very passionate: "You really like each other, huh?" Howard then had Taylor strip down for the Q&A and talent rounds and began the quiz: What race do you least prefer to have sex with? "African-American because I can't take big dicks."
What would you be doing if you weren't a Penthouse Pet? "Bartending in Dallas." What characteristic do you like least in men? "When they're cocky." Would you let a guy give you oral during your period? "Probably not." Describe a perfect penis: "Not too long. I like it to be thick." What's your biggest fear? "Dying?" Would you pleasure your mother to save a child's life: "Absolutely not." Taylor then sang a song she'd written titled 'All My Exes Live in Texas." Robin and Artie gave her 9s and both Fred and Howard gave her 8s--making her the winner. Taylor was elated: "Yay my boobies won!"