Howard learned that Will was steaming over the Phillies' loss last night and had a history of violence at sporting events. Will came in to confirm: "I've been thrown out of games a bunch of times." Will said he'd even once jumped on a woman's back because she was wearing an opposing team's jersey: "I was drunk and she was wearing a Vikings jersey and it was a playoff game...at least she was a Vikings fan."
Howard wondered if Will just needed more love: "You need a hug, bro." Will confessed he was having issues lately: "We're in the middle of trying to have kids and I don't know...you know one of the side effects of chemotherapy [Will is a cancer survivor] is you can't have kids...I can shoot something it's just...there's no sperm at all." Howard offered to donate some sperm and told Will he may be impotent, but he's still the best looking staffer. Will laughed: "That's some sad shit."