Doug 'The Genius' came in to play Win Fred's Money and explained that he didn't know any hot girls, so he'd consented to a chocolate bandit mask – instead of a nude girl reveal – if he lost the game. Howard then introduced 'Santa Balls,' who thanked his wife, Ethel Clause, for painting his 'candy cane,' and explained what a chocolate bandit mask would be: he dips his balls in chocolate and sits on his victim's eyes. Doug claimed his 142 IQ score would keep him mask-free, so Howard tested his theory. The questions, followed by Doug's answer, Fred's answer and the correct one:
Which pilot successfully landed a US Airways flight in the Hudson this year? Doug: Scully. Fred: Sully Sullenberger. Correct: Sully or Captain Chelsea Sullenberger. Which character killed his father, married his mother and ate his children? Doug: Centaur. Fred: Oedipus. Correct: Chronus.
Which planet in rotates around the Sun clockwise? Doug: Saturn. Fred: Pass. Correct: Venus. What animal lives in a warren? Doug: Pass. Fred: Badger. Correct: Rabbit. What style of pants are named for an island in the Gulf of Naples? Doug: Pass. Fred: Capri. Correct: Capri. Name the smallest of the world's oceans. Doug: Indian. Fred: Arctic. Correct: Arctic. What is a female donkey called? Doug: Pass. Fred: Burrito. Correct: Jenny.
Doug had fallen to Fred 0 to 3, so 'Santa Balls' then did his thing: "You've been a bad girl. Say it!"
Everyone screamed as Sal painted Doug's eyes and Perez Hilton, who'd stopped by early to witness the stunt, evaluated Sal's form: "First, Santa is very well manscaped. Second, he has a very small candy cane."