John Stamos stopped by to promote his appearance in the current Broadway production of 'Bye Bye Birdie' and said he was finally willing to settle down: "I'm 46 years old." Howard thought John was just bullshitting, as that line would work wonders on hopeful women who'd think: "I'll f' him for a little bit and maybe he'll marry me."
Howard went on to say John was a 'phony,' but John insisted he was a good guy: "I don't have a lot of sex anymore." To counter John's claim, Howard played a clip of his recent interview with Denise Richards in which she said John was 'really good' in bed. John explained: "It was in the middle of the whole Heather Locklear thing. I remember sneaking over to her house in a van I had to rent because there was paparazzi and stuff over there."
Howard asked if it cost a lot of money to rent the van and John shrugged: "I guess so. It was worth it, believe me." John said they were so excited to see each other, they never made it to the bedroom.
Howard, John, and Rob Zombie Walk Into An ER ...
Howard and John jointly told a story about hanging out with Rob Zombie and something happened to Rob's eye, causing it to swell up. John laughed: "It looked like he'd been hit with a baseball or something."
Howard went on: "So we [all] walk into the hospital and the nurse almost drops dead." Howard laughed that she probably didn't know what was weirder, Rob Zombie, Howard Stern or John 'I play a doctor on TV' Stamos. Howard thought the funniest part of the story was when the nurse asked Rob for his last name and wouldn't believe it was really Zombie.