Eve the Queefer came in to take on Alyssa the Queefer in a Queef-Off, but Alyssa cancelled at the last minute due to her menstrual cycle. Eve said she'd been dating the same guy for 12 years, and he could care less about her talent: "He's jaded by it. It's lost it's, um..." Howard laughed: "Magic?" Eve nodded, saying she discovered she could 'smoke' cigarettes with her vagina but didn't want "emphysema of the pussy."
Eve then got down and blasted out a few queefs, complaining: "It sounds wet but I promise you it's not wet at all." Will was holding the mic near her vagina: "It's a little smelly. A little chowder in there." Eve later doubted her ability to unseat Abby, the reigning 'Queen of the Queefers': "I'm not built for speed. I'm built for quality...They're very loud and long. I can't do rapidfire." But she still wants the belt: "It would be my greatest honor in life to hold the Howard Stern Queefing Title."