Howard announced that Will the Farter was coming in to play a trumpet with his ass, and added that Will was probably the world's greatest farter. Will thanked him and revealed that he was hoping to get away from the porn side of the farting business and move more towards the comedy side. As part of this, he was thinking about picking a new name but didn't have one in mind just yet.
Howard suggested "Bill the Farter." Will said he hadn't spoken to his in-laws since they discovered his "secret life" of the Howard Stern Show and doing Internet porn back in April, but it didn't really bother him. Howard asked if it was true that he sold his used underwear to guys, but Will denied it.
However, he did say that he sold his "gear," the stuff he wears when he practices his "art," adding that he gets $100 a pop and has sold more than 10 of them. Howard then told Will to do his trumpet stunt, but, in classic Will the Farter form, Will said he forgot to bring the trumpet with him this morning.
A Faulty Kazoo and Brown Bubbles
Since he didn't have the trumpet, Will said he would do the same thing with a kazoo. But when he tried it work the kazoo, it didn't make any noise and Will claimed it was not the one he usually used. As Will continued to fart, both Will Murray and Richie Wilson (who were standing behind him), started to gag from the smell. Will (the Farter) apologized, adding that it was probably from the Mexican food he had for dinner last night.
With the failure of the instrument playing stunt, Will said he would be able to blow soap bubbles instead so got out his bubble blowing kit, cleared out his sphincter and let out a stream of farts; but no bubbles. He tried again, but no bubbles. And again. Finally, Will was able to produce one bubble.