Even Grooming Stresses Howard

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Howard said he shaved his balls yesterday and was stressed after finding some ball hairs that were longer than his penis: "And in the middle of shaving my balls down..I ran out of juice (for his shaver) in the middle of my balls. I look like a sick dog." Howard also lamented finding a gray hair on the shaft of penis, saying he plucked it before Beth could see it: "I don't want her reminded that she's married to some 55-year-old..."