Lisa G came in with the day's headlines and speculated that Ronnie the Limo Driver had dyed his goatee again last night. Howard said he noticed the same thing, so Ronnie came in to say: "So what? What are you laughing at, old lady?" Ronnie blamed JD for telling everyone about the new goatee color: "[He] laughs at everything. Everything!"
JD laughed that it was usually Ronnie's Queens' accent cracking him up: "He was calling Doug [Goodstein] Panda-eyes and said 'Pander-eyes.'" Lisa also went on the attack, laughing: "Are you wearing higher heels than me today?" Howard asked what brand Ronnie used to dye his goatee, and Ronnie confessed he used Just For Men: "It's got this little brush. This little small brush. You just go through it...I try to leave it natural-looking." Howard thought Ronnie failed: "In some spots it's really dark." Fred agreed: "It kind of looks like spaghetti sauce."