A caller complained about having to look at Jason during HowardTV's Sybian segments, so Jason came in to defend himself: "Alright! I get it dude - I'm fat and ugly and gross."
Howard wondered how Jason's wife stayed skinny, but Jason demurred: "Let's just say I'm not a good influence on people." Sal then came in with a measuring tape and measured out 56.5" under Jason's belt - and 60" above.
Ralph called with some simple advice: "Just eat healthy, dopey."