Howard got Mike Walker from The National Enquirer on the line, as he does every Thursday, to play The Gossip Game, in which Mike reads four gossip items - three (allegedly) true, one false - and the crew has to pick the fake.
Mike read this weeks stories:
1. To appease his wife, Kevin James orders just one burger instead of two - and then pays the kitchen to make it a big one.
2. Hayden Panettiere disturbed an exclusive resort with her diva behavior and loud music.
3. Ryan Seacrest took a stand on his radio show and played a song that wasn't on the station's official playlist.
4. Ashton Kutcher is taking Demi Moore to a bizarre luxury spa for Valentine's Day.
Howard thought Mike's read of the Hayden Panettiere was just an excuse to do impressions, Robin doubted that Ryan Seacrest would rebel against his superiors and Artie couldn't believe that Kevin James would ever give up his "gravy train" crutch of overweight humor. Both Greg and Fred picked the last story - Mike then announced that they were right.